Do You Think You Can Run From A Global Ideology Of Hatred?

Because if you do, you definitely don't want to be in Israel right now. The hate-filled muslim masses that surround this region's only non-muslim state (a state lived in by Jews 1,500 years before the advent of Islam) are no closer to accepting non-muslims in their backyard now then they were when they tried to drive us into the sea shortly after the U.N. voted to partition part of this land to us 65 years ago.

Just for the fear-minded non-Islamists among you, those who can't understand why anyone would want to live in a war zone, even if it is their historic right to live there, I've come up with some other places that aren't safe. Avoid these places at all costs: the scary Islamo-fascist boogieman may target you there. After all, they have in the past. Or they've tried to. And if someone scary targets you, it's always best to simply give in. You certainly wouldn't want to make them mad.

1) Avoid countries with large muslim populations - from Bali to India to Istanbul to Cairo, non-muslims and moderate muslims have been targeted across the muslim world. If you're the type that prefers to run away from evil and anything scary, I suggest you avoid these places at all costs.

2) Avoid New York City - the largest terrorist attack in modern history occurred there and there have been several other plots foiled there. Who know when the next successful one will be?

3) Avoid large European cities: London, Madrid, Amsterdam, Moscow - the list of places attacked by islamists across the European continent stretches on and on. And the next attack is just as likely to take place in a city that hasn't been targeted before as it is in one that has. They like to keep the element of surprise at play.

4) Avoid non-muslim places of worship - especially synagogues. Islamists have plotted to blow up houses of worship the world over (and occasionally succeeded). Do you really think one empty cop car parked outside your synagogue on the high holidays will foil an enemy determined to kill above all else?

5) Avoid flying - 9/11 may have culminated in NY and DC but the planes were hijacked from a variety of places. And the news is constantly filled with stories of muslim terrorists plotting attacks on airplanes. Just to be safe, avoid the aviation industry entirely.

6) Avoid western countries with large muslim populations - while most muslims aren't terrorists, most terrorists that have plotted against western targets have been muslim, of the fundamentalist variety. And just because they haven't managed to successfully kill a bunch of innocent civilians in your country yet, doesn't mean they haven't been trying. Australia, Canada, Germany - these places and many others may not have been successfully attacked yet but that's only because local law enforcement has broken up numerous plots to attack innocent civilians. I say better safe than sorry.

So there you have it. I hear we'll be colonizing the moon within a century or so. So if you just hold out, you may finally be able to escape those scary Islamists for once and all. Because right or wrong, who wants to live in fear? It's best to just run and hide.

Me - I'm sick of running and hiding. I've been doing that for 2 millennia. So I'll just stay right where I am. Where would I go anyway?